{"id":680,"date":"2010-07-10T08:54:45","date_gmt":"2010-07-10T15:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lewiscountysirens.com\/?p=680"},"modified":"2010-07-10T08:54:45","modified_gmt":"2010-07-10T15:54:45","slug":"mossyrock-melee-re-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/?p=680","title":{"rendered":"Mossyrock melee re-write"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The hair-pulling instigated brawl at a Mossyrock tavern and subsequent arrest of Donald Sampson for second-degree assault inspired Lewis County Sirens reader Rob to compose his comment in verse.<\/p>\n<p>You can read the original news story <a title=\"&quot;Hair pulling, a two-by-four and one arrest end night of drinking in Mossyrock tavern&quot;\" href=\"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/?p=633#comments\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Rob&#8217;s version follows:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The guy takes a swing at someone with a two-by-four and it ends up being his third strike? Sirens ought to get a poet to re-write &#8220;Casey at the Bat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With fingers poking eyeballs<br \/>\nIn the midst of blood and gore<br \/>\nThe patrons of the tavern<br \/>\nIn a dogpile on the floor<\/p>\n<p>He cocked his mighty lumber<br \/>\nAnd he gave a mighty shout<br \/>\nBut there is no joy in Mossyrock tonight<br \/>\nThe mighty Sampson has struck out.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hair-pulling instigated brawl at a Mossyrock tavern and subsequent arrest of Donald Sampson for second-degree assault inspired Lewis County Sirens reader Rob to compose his comment in verse. You can read the original news story here. Rob&#8217;s version follows: &#8220;The guy takes a swing at someone with a two-by-four and it ends up being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-columns-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=680"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":686,"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/680\/revisions\/686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lewiscountysirens.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}